... And the Certificate of Appreciation of Honesty goes to ...

With this blog, I, the self nominated, appointed and the proclaimed JUDGE unilateraly nominate and award the CERTIFICATE OF HONESTY TO Ms. Bhawani, 38 yo, Tamil, Hindu Iyer Brahmin divorced businesswoman currently residing in Bangalore otherwise making herself known to the whole wide world by her Jeevansathi ID WYS5762. URL For the Post is http://www.jeevansathi.com/profile/matrimonial-1014291W4.htm#

All those who wish to oppose my Judgement and this award can go and fly a duck.

Let it be known to the world that Certificate of honesty is awarded to Ms. Bhawani for being Honest in declaring how well informed they keep their very intelligent and smart girl child who was born in March 2003 and lives with her natural womb-supplier. The advertisement proudly and in no uncertain terms says and I merely requote:

The natural father of the child does not have any visiting rights at all, nor any other contact (maintenance, alimony, or any other right over the child). As far as the child is concerned, she has no idea who her father is, and has never been made aware of fatherhood. The person who comes into my daughter’s life now will only be known as the father of the child.

Let it be known to the world that Certificate of honesty is awarded to Ms. Bhawani for being Honest in revealing the story of her marriage, the business and the future potential. She was married in Year 2002 and divorced by Mutual consent in January 2004. She was married in Year 2002 and had a child in March 2003. She reveals to the reader that her business has great potential but she is not able make most of it owing to the circumstances.

For all of you who have not yet pieced together the story of first marriage, please accept my humble attempts to fill-in-the-blanks. I do not know her husband but I feel I know him since I can understand some of his pain. I hope he is alive.

Ms. Bhawani married the the indifferent and irresponsible husband sometime in 2002 who made her pregnant by August 2002. What could the poor girl do. She only wanted to have some fun. She did not want to get pregnant. She did not want to live with him. She only wanted to marry him. But the damn fool was indifferent to her needs and in the supreme act of irresponsibility, he made her pregnant within no time of marriage.

Ms. Bhawani was forced to leave such an irresponsible man.

The indifferent husband started giving her hard time and tried to be with her so she went to the court. The indifferent husband showed up there and opposed the divorce and tried to see his child. He did not want to give her the divorce. The damn foolish husband tried to get his family to mediate, so all of them was harassed and the divorce proceedings in which Ms. Bhawani had to harass so many people was a very hard struggle.

Eventually the god-fearing Ms. Bhawani prevailed to put enough fear into the Bhawani Fearing sperm donor and his family and he gave Consent to the Divorce in January 2004.

Isn't it one of the fastest, if not the most fastest Divorce in Indian courts? Can anyone else dig up a data of divorce that was even faster?

At the time of making this Certificate of Appreciation for Honesty, I refuse to beqeuath the title of mother to Ms. Bhawani. I know that she has given birth to a girl. The man who gave sperm was the Sperm donor. The woman who gave birth was the Womb Supplier and now the care taker.

Rest of the advertisement is a sheer delight for the readers. Please send Rs. 51 today to have your own personal copy.

The succinctness with which it tells life story of Ms. Bhawani, a businesswoman with all the potentials and the circumstances in which she gave birth to a girl in March 2003 (five year child) through a short union in 2002 with the irresponsible man belonging to the harassing family is a sensational and must read.

The story is told in no uncertain terms tells the world how swiftly and surely the sperm donor was shown the door out of her life once he had finished his role as the Sperm donor.

Given the impeccable English and the elegance revealed in the advertisement, I can certainly vouch that the man was asked very politely to leave or choose his final and eternal resting place.

The breakneck speed with which the otherwise lethargic legal system of India granted her divorce in January 2004 is dazzling.

With that Honest Jeevansathi advertisement, she warns all the prospective grooms (oops! Sperm Donors) and his harassing families.

Be prepared that if you marry Ms. Bhawani, who incidentaly is also the youngest daughter of her own sibling, may still continue to retain the marital status that was already listed above.

The prospective sperm donor are free to decide whether he will allow Ms. Bhawani to retain the marital status of divorced her or allow her to convert it into a widow.

As said in the advertisement, Ms. Bhawani is after all a very understanding woman and she will be very cooperating manner able to guide you into choosing which poison to consume with your last supper. She is so well-versed in all household duties that she will dispose off your mortal remains well before they start to decompose and cause the unpleasant aroma. After all she is home loving, caring and knows how to add fear into every god-fearing heart.

So, without further ado, all those who fit following profile:

earn more than 5 lakhs in a year and are decent, gentlemanly, adjustable, understanding, cooperating Brahmin who is family loving (only family included in loving will be the family of Bhawani made up of father, 5 brothers and 5 sisters and off course the little girl).

If you possess all this gifts, you will be allowed to be called father by the 5 yo little girl of irresponsible and indifferent sperm donor.